What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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