What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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