What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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