What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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