What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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