What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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