What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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