What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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