What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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