What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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