What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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