What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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