What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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