What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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