What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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