What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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