What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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