What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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