What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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