What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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