What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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