What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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