What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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