What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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