What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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