What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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