What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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