What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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A seal walks into a club...
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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