What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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