What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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