What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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