What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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