What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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