What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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