What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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