What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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