What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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