What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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