What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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