What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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