What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.

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