What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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