What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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