What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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