What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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