What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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