What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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