What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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