What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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