What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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