What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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