What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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