What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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