What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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