What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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