What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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