What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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