What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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