What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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