What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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