What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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