What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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