What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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