What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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