What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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