What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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