What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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