What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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