What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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