What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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