What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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