What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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