What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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