What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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