What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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