What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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