What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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