What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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