What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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