What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.

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