What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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