What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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