What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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