What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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