What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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