What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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