What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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