What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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