What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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