What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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