What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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