What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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