What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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