What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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