What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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