What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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