What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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