What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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