What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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