What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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