What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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