What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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