What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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