What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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