What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.

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