What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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