What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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