What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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