What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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