What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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