What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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