What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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