What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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