What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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