What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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