What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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