What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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