What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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