What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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