What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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