What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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