What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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