What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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