What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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