What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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