What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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