What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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