What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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