What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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