What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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