What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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