What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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