What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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