What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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