What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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