What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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