What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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