What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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