What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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