What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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