What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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