What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark

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