What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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