What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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