What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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