What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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