What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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