What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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