What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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