What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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