What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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