What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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