What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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