What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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