What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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