What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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