What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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