What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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