What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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