What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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