What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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