What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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