What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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