What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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