What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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