What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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