What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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