What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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