What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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