What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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