What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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