What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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