What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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