What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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