What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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