What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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