What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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