What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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