What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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