What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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