What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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