What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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