What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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