What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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