What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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