What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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