What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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