What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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