What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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