What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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