What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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