What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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