What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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