What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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