What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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