What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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