What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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