What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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