What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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