What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.

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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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