What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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