What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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