What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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