What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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