What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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