What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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