What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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