What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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