What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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