What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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