What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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