What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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