What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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