What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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