What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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