What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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