What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
Canvas not available.

or


What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
Canvas not available.

or


Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
Canvas not available.

or


Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
Canvas not available.

or


Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
Canvas not available.

or


What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
Canvas not available.

or


Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026