What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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