What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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