What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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