What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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