What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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