What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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