What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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