What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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