What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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