What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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