What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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