What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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