What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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