What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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