What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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