What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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