What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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