What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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