What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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