What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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