What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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