What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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