What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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