What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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