What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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