What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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