What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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