What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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