What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.


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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.


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With flood lighting.


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A workaraunt.


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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When it's full.


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On honor rolls.


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It's Hans free.


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Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


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