What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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