What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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