What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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