What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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