What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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