What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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