What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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