What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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