What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.

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