What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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