What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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