What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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