What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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