What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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