What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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