What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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