What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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