What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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