What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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