What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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