What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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