What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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