What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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