What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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