What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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