What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
Canvas not available.

or


What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
Canvas not available.

or


What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
Canvas not available.

or


How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
Canvas not available.

or


Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
Canvas not available.

or


How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
Canvas not available.

or


There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026