What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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