What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!


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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."


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Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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A centipede on its back!


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I'll meet you at the corner.


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Count Quackula!


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A jump rope.


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None, because they were copycats


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