What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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