What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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