What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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