What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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