What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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