What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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