What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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