What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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