What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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