What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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