What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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