What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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