What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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