What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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