What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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