What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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