What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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