What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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