What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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