What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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