What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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