What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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