What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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