What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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