What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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