What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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