What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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