What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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