What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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