What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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