What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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