What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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