What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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