What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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