What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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