What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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