What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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