What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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