What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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