What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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