What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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