What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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