What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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