What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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