What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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