What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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