What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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