What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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