What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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