What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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