What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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