What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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