What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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