What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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