What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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