What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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