What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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