What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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