What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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