What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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