What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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