What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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