What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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