What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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