What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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