What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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