What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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