What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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