What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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