What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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