What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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