What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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