What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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