What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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