What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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