What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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