What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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