What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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