What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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