What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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