What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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