What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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