What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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