What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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