What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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