What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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