What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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