What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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