What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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