What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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