What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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