What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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