What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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