What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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