What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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