What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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