What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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