What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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