What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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