What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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