What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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