What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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