What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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