What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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