What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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