What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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