What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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