What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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