What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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