What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
Canvas not available.

or


There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

 Canvas not available.

or


Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
Canvas not available.

or


What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
Canvas not available.

or


How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
Canvas not available.

or


How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
Canvas not available.

or


Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026