What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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