What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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