What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
Canvas not available.

or


What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
Canvas not available.

or


Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
Canvas not available.

or


Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026