What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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