What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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