What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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