What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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