What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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