What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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