What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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