What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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