What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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