What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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