What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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