What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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