What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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