What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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