What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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