What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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