What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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