What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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