What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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