What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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