What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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