What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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