What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
Canvas not available.

or


Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
Canvas not available.

or


PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
Canvas not available.

or


What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
Canvas not available.

or


Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

Canvas not available.

or


How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
Canvas not available.

or


What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
Canvas not available.

or


Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026