What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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