What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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