What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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