What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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