What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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