What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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