What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
Canvas not available.

or


What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
Canvas not available.

or


How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
Canvas not available.

or


How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026