What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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