What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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