What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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