What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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