What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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