What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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