What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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