What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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