What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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