What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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