What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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