What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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