What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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