What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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