What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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