What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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