What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones


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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


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bought 4 corners.


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I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".


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Decalfinated


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A swordfish


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Igloos it together.


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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Cause your the only one Hair.


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