What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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