What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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