What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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