What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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