What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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