What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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