What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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