What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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