What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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