What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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