What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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