What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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