What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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