What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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