What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva


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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.

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