What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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