What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
Canvas not available.

or


How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
Canvas not available.

or


That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
Canvas not available.

or


What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
Canvas not available.

or


El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
Canvas not available.

or


What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
Canvas not available.

or


How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
Canvas not available.

or


Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026