What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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