What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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