What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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