What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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