What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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