What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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