What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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