What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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