What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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