What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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