What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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