What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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