What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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