What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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