What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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