What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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