What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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