What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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