What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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