What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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