What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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