What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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