What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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