What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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