What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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