What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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