What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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