What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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