What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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