What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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