What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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