What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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