What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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