What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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