What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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