What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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