What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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