What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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