What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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