What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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