What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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