What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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