What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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