What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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