What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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