What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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