What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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