What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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