What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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