What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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