What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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