What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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