What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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