What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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