What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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