What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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