What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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