What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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