What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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