What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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