What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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