What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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