What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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