What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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