What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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