What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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