What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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