What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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