What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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