What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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