What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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