What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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