What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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