What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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