What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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