What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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