What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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