What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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