What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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