What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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