What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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