What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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