What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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