What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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