What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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