What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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