What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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