What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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