What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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