What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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