What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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