What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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