What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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