What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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