What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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