What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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