What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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