What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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