What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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