What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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