What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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