What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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