What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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