What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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