What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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