What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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