What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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