What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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