What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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