What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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