What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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