What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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