What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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