What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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