What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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