What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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