What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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