What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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