What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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