What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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