What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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