What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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