What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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