What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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