What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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