What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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