What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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