What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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