What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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