What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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