What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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