What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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