What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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