What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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