What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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