What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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