What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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