What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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