What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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