What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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