What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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