What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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