What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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