What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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