What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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