What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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