What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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