What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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