What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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