What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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