What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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