What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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