What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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