What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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