What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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