What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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