What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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