What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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