What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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