What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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