What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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