What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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