What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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