What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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