What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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