What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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