What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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