What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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