What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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