What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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