What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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