What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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