What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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