What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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