What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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