What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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