What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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