What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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