What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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