What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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