What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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