What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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