What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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