What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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