What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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