What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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