What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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