What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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