What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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