What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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