What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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