What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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