What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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