What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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