What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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