What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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