What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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