What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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