What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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