What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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