What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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