What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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