What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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