What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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