What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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