What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.


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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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A centipede on its back!


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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It has a collar I.D.


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Fo Drizzle!


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Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


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I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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Snaked.


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