What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.

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