What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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