What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.


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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi


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A sponge!


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Meat and Democrats!


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To see the moosicals


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None. They have machines to do that now.


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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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None. Astronomers prefer the dark.


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I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.


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A swordfish


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