What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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