What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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