What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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