What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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