What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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