What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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