What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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