What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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