What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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