What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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