What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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