What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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