What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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