What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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