What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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