What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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