What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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