What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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