What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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