What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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