What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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