What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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