What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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