What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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