What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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