What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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