What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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