What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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