What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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