What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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