What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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