What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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