What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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