What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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