What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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