What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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