What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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