What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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