What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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