What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.


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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."


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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.


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Rootbeer.


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A skunk with a rash.


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3 blind mice.


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Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


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Cheeses of Nazareth.


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One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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