What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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