What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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