What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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