What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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