What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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