What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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