What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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