What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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