What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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