What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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