What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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