What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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