What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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