What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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