What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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