What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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