What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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