What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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