News briefs.
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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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