What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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