What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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