What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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