What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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