What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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