What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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