What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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