What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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