What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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