What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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