What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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