What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
Canvas not available.

or


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
Canvas not available.

or


How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
Canvas not available.

or


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
Canvas not available.

or


How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
Canvas not available.

or


There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026