What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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