What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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