What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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