What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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