What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.


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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.


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A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


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None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


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Cats keep trying to bury them.


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Squeaky clean


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None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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To get to the other size!


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Pupperoni.


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