What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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