What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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