What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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