What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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