What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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