What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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