What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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