What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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