What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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