What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.


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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess


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Sue.


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The sound of Mew-sic


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6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.


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A crossing guard.


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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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but it was a little Chewie.


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Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


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