What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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