What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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