What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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