What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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