What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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