What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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