What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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