What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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