What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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