What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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