What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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