What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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