What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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