What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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