What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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