What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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