What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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