What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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