What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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