What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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