What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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