What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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