What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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