What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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