What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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