What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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