What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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