What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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