What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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