What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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