What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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