What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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