What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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