What letter can you drink?

T (tea)


GOOD		CRAP

or

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With flood lighting.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They both have trunks


GOOD		CRAP

or

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Senator.


GOOD		CRAP

or

coz Donald ducked


GOOD		CRAP

or

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


GOOD		CRAP

or

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

An earthquake.


GOOD		CRAP

or