What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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