What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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