What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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