What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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