What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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