What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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