What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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