What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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