What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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