What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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