What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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