What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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