What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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