What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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