What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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