What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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