What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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