What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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