What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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