What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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