What letter can you drink?

T (tea)

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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