What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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