What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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