What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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