What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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