What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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