What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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