What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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