What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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