What letter can you drink?

T (tea)


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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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Anywhere it wants to


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he's bisatchel.


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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Take the words out of his mouth


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Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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