What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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