What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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