What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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