What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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