What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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