What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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