What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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