What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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