What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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