What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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