What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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