What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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