What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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