What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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