What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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