What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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