What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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