What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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