What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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