What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
Canvas not available.

or


My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
Canvas not available.

or


What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
Canvas not available.

or


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
Canvas not available.

or


How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025