What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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