What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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