What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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