What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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