What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
Canvas not available.

or


What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
Canvas not available.

or


Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026