What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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