What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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