What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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