What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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