What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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