What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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