What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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