What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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