What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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