What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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