What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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