What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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