What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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