What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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