What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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