What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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