What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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