What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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