What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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