What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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