What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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