What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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