What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

Canvas not available.

or


How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
Canvas not available.

or


How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Canvas not available.

or


Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
Canvas not available.

or


What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
Canvas not available.

or


What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
Canvas not available.

or


This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024