What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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