What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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