What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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