What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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