What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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