What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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