What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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