What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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