What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."


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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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Discrimination.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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I've got my ion you.


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Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


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Stable tennis


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it had blown away.


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Senator.


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Owlgebra


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