What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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