What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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