What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas

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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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