What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

Canvas not available.

or


Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
Canvas not available.

or


How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
Canvas not available.

or


El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
Canvas not available.

or


A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
Canvas not available.

or


Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
Canvas not available.

or


What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026