What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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