What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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