What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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