What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."


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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies


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A cheetah


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The baaaahamas


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So I went - and I got it.


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When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group


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Squeaky clean


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Because they don't know the words.


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