What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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