What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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