What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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