What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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