What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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