What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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