What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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