What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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