What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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