What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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