What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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