What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.

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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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