What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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