What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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