What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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