What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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