What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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