What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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