What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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