What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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