What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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