What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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