What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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