What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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