What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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