What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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