What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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