What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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