What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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