What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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