What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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