What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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