What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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