What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.

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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board

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