What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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