What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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