What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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