What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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