What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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