What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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