What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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