What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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