What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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