What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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