What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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