What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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