What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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