What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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