What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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