What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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