What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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