What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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