What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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