What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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