What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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