What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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