What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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