What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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