What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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