What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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