What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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