What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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