What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.


GOOD		CRAP

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

You can't tuna fish.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With its sparrowchute.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The tick falls off when you are dead.


GOOD		CRAP

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Never lick the spoon!


GOOD		CRAP

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To get to the udder side.


GOOD		CRAP

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