What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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