What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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