What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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