What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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