What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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