What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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