What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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