What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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