What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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