What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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