What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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