What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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