What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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