What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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