What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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