What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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