What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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