What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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