What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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