What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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