What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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