What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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