What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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