What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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