What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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