What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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