What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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