What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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