What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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