What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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