What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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