What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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