What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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