What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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