What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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