What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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