What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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