What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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