What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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