What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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