What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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