What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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