What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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