What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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