What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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