What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.

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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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