What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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