What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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