What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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