What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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