What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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