What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.

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