What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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