What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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