What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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