What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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