What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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