What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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