What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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