What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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