What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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