What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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