What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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