What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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