What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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