What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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