What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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