What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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