What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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