What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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