What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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