What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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