What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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