What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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