What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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