What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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