What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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