What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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