What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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