What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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