What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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