What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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