What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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