What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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