What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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