What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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