What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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