What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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