What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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