What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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