What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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