What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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