What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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