What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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