What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.

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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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