What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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