What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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