What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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