What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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