What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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