What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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