What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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