What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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