What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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