What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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