What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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