What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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