What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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