What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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