What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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