What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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