What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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