What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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