What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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