What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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