What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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A seal walks into a club...
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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