What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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