What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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