What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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