What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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