What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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