What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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