What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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