What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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