What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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