What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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