What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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