What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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