What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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