What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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