What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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