What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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