What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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