What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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