What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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