What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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