What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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