What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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