What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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