What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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