What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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