What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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