What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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