What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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