What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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