What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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