What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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