What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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