What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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