What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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