What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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