What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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