What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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