What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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