What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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