What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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