What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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