What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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