What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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