What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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