What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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