What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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