What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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