What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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