What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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