What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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