What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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