What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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