What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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