What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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