What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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