What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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