What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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