What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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