What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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