What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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