What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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