What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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