What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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