What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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