What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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