What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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