What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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