What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.


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or

What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.


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Because he wears a size "S".


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or

A rash of good luck.


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or

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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or

Take away the g


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"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


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or

Because he was feeling crumby.


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or

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


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or

A garbage truck.


GOOD		CRAP

or