What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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