What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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