What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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