What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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