What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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