What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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