What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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