What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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