What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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