What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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