What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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