What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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