What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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