What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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A seal walks into a club...
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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