What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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