What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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