What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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