What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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