What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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