What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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