What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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