What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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