What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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