What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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