What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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