What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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