What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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