What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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