What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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