What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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