What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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