What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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