What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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