What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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