What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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