What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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