What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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