What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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