What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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