What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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