What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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