What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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