What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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