What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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