What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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