What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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