What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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