What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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