What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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