What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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