What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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