What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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