What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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