What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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