What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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