What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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