What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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