What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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