What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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