What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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