What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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