What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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