What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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