What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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