What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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