What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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