What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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