What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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