What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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