What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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