What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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