What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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