What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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