What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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