What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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