What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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