What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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