What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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