What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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