What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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