What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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