What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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