What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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