What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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