What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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