What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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