What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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