What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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