What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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