What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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