What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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