What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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