What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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