What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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