What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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