What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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