What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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