What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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