What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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