What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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