What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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