What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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