What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
Canvas not available.

or


What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
Canvas not available.

or


PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
Canvas not available.

or


What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
Canvas not available.

or


Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
Canvas not available.

or




What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
Canvas not available.

or


What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
Canvas not available.

or


How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
Canvas not available.

or


What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026