What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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