What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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