What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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