What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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