What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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