What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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