What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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