What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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