What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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