What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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