What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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