What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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