What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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