What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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