What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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