What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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