What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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