What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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