What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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