What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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