What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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