What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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