What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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