What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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