What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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