What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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