What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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