What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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