What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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