What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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