What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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