What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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