What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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