What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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