What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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