What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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