What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah

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