What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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