What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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