What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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