What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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