What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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