What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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