What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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