What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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