What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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