What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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