What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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