What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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