What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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