What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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