What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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