What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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