What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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