What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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