What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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