What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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