What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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