What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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