What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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