What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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