What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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