What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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