What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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