What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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