What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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