What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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