What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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