What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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