What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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