What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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