What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
Canvas not available.

or


If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
Canvas not available.

or


What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
Canvas not available.

or


What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Canvas not available.

or


Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

Canvas not available.

or


I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025