What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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