What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because they kept saying "bach bach"!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Make America Hate Again.


GOOD		CRAP

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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"


GOOD		CRAP

or

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


GOOD		CRAP

or

A cow walking backwards


GOOD		CRAP

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