What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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