What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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