What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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