What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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