What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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