What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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