What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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