What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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