What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.


GOOD		CRAP

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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because the chicken was on vacation.


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or

To get to the body shop.


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I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".


GOOD		CRAP

or

Catillacs


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or

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.


GOOD		CRAP

or

[Period]


GOOD		CRAP

or