What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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