What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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