What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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