What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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