What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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