What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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