What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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