What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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