What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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