What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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