What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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