What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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