What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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