What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.


GOOD		CRAP

or

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was looking for Pluto.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A porcupine with split ends


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because all his other wives support Hillary.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Laboratory Retrievers


GOOD		CRAP

or

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


GOOD		CRAP

or