What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.


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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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O I C U R M T


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Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.


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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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It's Hans free.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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Polar Bond.


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