What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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