What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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