What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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