What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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