What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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