What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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