What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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