What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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