What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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