What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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