What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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