What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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