What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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