What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.

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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?

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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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