What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Mice krispies


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Many hands make light work.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When the door is open.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Squash


GOOD		CRAP

or

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She couldn't control her pupils.


GOOD		CRAP

or