What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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