What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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