What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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