What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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