What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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