What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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