What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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