What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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