What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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