What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.


GOOD		CRAP

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


GOOD		CRAP

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A vicious circle.


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


GOOD		CRAP

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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


GOOD		CRAP

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A living room!


GOOD		CRAP

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Snow White Supremacist.


GOOD		CRAP

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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


GOOD		CRAP

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A drummer


GOOD		CRAP

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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


GOOD		CRAP

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