What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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