What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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