What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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