What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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