What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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