What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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