What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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