What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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