What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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