What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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