When it's going cheep!
Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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When the spider spied her!
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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