What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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