What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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