What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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