What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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