What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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