What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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