What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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