What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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