What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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