What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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