What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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