What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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