What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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