What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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