What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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