Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Lemonade.
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