What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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