What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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