What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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