What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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