What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.

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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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