What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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