What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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