What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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