What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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