What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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