What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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