What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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