What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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