What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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