What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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