What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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