What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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