What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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