What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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