What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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