What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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