What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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