What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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