What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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