What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
Canvas not available.

or


There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
Canvas not available.

or


If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026