What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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