What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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