What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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