What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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