What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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