What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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