What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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