What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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