What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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