What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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