What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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