What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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