What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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