What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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