What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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