What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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