What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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