What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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