What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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