What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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