What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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