What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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