What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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