What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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