What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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