What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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