What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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