What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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