What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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