What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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