What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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