What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Canvas not available.

or


Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
Canvas not available.

or


I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
Canvas not available.

or


Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
Canvas not available.

or


How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025