What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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