What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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