What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
Canvas not available.

or


What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
Canvas not available.

or


What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Canvas not available.

or


What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025