What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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