What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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