What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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