What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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