What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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