What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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