What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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