What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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