What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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