What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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