What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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