What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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