What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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