What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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