What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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