What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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