What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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