What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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