What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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