What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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