What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!


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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.


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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.


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How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?

One hundred and nine. Seven on the Lightbulb Task Force Sub-committee, who report to the 12 on the Lightbulb Task Force, appointed by the 15 on the Trustee Board. Their recommendation is reviewed by the Finance Executive Committee of five, who place it on the agenda of the 18-member Finance Committee. If they approve, they bring a motion to the 27-member Church Board, who appoint another 12-member review committee. If they recommend that the Church Board proceed, a resolution is brought to the Congregational Business Meeting. They appoint another eight-member review committee. If their report to the next Congregational Business Meeting supports the changing of a lightbulb, and the Congregation votes in favor, the responsibility to carry out the lightbulb change is passed on to the Trustee Board, who in turn appoint a seven-member committee to find the best price in new lightbulbs. Their recommendation of which hardware is the best buy must then be reviewed by the 23-member Ethics Committee to make certain that this hardware store has no connection to the Disney corporation. They report back to the Trustee Board who then commissions the Trustee in charge of the Janitor to ask him to make the change. By then the janitor discovers that one more light bulb has burned out.


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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.


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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.


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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.


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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!


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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.


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