What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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