What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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