What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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