What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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