What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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