What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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