What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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