What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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