What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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