What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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