What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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