What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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