What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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