What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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A seal walks into a club...
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