What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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