What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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