What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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