What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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