What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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