What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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