What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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