What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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