What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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