What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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