What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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