What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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