What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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