What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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