What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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