What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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