What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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