What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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