What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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