What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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