What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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