What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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