What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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