What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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