What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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