What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.


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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.


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Because her mom would make her take it back.


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Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.


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A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


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A dino-sewer.


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C over lambda.


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it had blown away.


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Because it was chicken.


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


GOOD		CRAP

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