What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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