What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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