What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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