What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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