What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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