What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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