What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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