What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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