What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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