What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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