What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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