What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.


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or

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.


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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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or

Carbon.


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Halloumi.


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or

coz Donald ducked


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When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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or

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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or

Have an ice day!


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or

Snow White Supremacist.


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or