What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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