What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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