What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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