What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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