What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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