What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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