What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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