What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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