What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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