What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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