What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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