What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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