What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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