What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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