What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.


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What�s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.


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He was in shock for a week.


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but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"


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Minivans.


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Because it said CONCENTRATE.


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A swordfish


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I find you very attractive.


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The Flea Stooges!


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They can hit the high C's!


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