What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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