What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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