What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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