What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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