What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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