What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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