What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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