What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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