What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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