What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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