What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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