What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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