What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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