What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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