What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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