What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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