What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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