What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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