What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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