What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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