What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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