What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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