What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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