What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
Canvas not available.

or


How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
Canvas not available.

or


A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
Canvas not available.

or


What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
Canvas not available.

or


Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
Canvas not available.

or


What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
Canvas not available.

or


What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026