What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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