What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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