What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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