What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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