What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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