What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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