What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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