What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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