What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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