What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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