What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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