What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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