What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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