What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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