What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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