What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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