What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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