What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.


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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.


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With the Florida Keys.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because he never pays his debts.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

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About one third less than for a regular bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

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T (tea)


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because he was outstanding in his field.


GOOD		CRAP

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