What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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