What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
Canvas not available.

or


What has a head but no body?

A nail.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
Canvas not available.

or


A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
Canvas not available.

or


Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
Canvas not available.

or


What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
Canvas not available.

or


How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
Canvas not available.

or


How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026