An envelope.
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Address.
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With the Florida Keys.
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Because he never pays his debts.
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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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T (tea)
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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.
A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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