What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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