What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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