What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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