What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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