What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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