What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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