What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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