What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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