What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.


GOOD		CRAP

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


GOOD		CRAP

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To see the moosicals


GOOD		CRAP

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Only three. The rest are true stories.


GOOD		CRAP

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Carlos.


GOOD		CRAP

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Minivans.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


GOOD		CRAP

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In the snow bank.


GOOD		CRAP

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Fo Drizzle!


GOOD		CRAP

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