What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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