What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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