What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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