What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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