What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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