What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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