What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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