What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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