What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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