What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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