What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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