What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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