What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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