What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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