What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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