What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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