What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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