What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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