What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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