What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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