What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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