What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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