What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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