What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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