What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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