What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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