What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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