What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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