What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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