What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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