What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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