What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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