What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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