What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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