What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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