What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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