What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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