What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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