What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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