What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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