What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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