What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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