What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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