What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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