What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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