What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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