What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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