What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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