What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
Canvas not available.

or


What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
Canvas not available.

or


Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

Canvas not available.

or


What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
Canvas not available.

or


What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026