What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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