What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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