What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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