What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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