What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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