What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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