What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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