What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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