What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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