What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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