What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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