What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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