What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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