What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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