What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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