What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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