What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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