What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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