What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.


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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


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It was two tired.


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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A piano.


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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Because there are too many ears.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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they always take things literally.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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