What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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