What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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