What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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