What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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