What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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