What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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