What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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