What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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