What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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