What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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