What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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