What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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