What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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