What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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