What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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