What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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