What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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