What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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