What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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