What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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