What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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