What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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