What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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