What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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