What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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