What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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