What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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