What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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