What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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