What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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