What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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