What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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