What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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