What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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