What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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