What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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