What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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