What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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