What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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