What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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