What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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