What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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