What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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