What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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