What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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