What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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