What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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