What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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