What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.

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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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