What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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