What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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