What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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