What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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