What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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