What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
Canvas not available.

or


Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
Canvas not available.

or


How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
Canvas not available.

or


Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
Canvas not available.

or


What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026