What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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