What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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