What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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