What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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