What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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