What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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