What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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