What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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