What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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