What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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