What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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