What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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