What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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