What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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