What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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