What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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