What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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