What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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