What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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