What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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