What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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