What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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