What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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