What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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