What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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