What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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