What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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