What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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