What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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