What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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