What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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