What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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