What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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