What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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