What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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