What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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