What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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