What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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