What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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