What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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