What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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