What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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