What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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