What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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