What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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