What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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