What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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