What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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