What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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