What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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