What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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