What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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