What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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