What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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