What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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