What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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