What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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