What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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