What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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