What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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