What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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