What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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