What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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