What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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