What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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