What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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