What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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