What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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