What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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