What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
Canvas not available.

or


What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
Canvas not available.

or


What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
Canvas not available.

or


Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
Canvas not available.

or


What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2018