What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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