What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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