What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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