What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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