What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!

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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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