What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.

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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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