What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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