What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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