What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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