What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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