What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


GOOD		CRAP

or

A trombone.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A taxi driver.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Deviled eggs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A nail.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She was the fairest in the land.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because you better duck when he's pissed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A Dogwood


GOOD		CRAP

or