What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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