What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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