What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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