What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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