What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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