What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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