What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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