What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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