What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
Canvas not available.

or


A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
Canvas not available.

or


What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
Canvas not available.

or


How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
Canvas not available.

or


If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
Canvas not available.

or


How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026