What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
Canvas not available.

or


What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
Canvas not available.

or


How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
Canvas not available.

or


A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Canvas not available.

or


Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
Canvas not available.

or


What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
Canvas not available.

or


Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026