What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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