What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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