What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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