What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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