What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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