What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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