What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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