What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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