What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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