What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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