What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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