What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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