What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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