What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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