What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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