What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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