What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!


GOOD		CRAP

or

What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


GOOD		CRAP

or

There are footprints in the butter.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Do you want to grab a bite?


GOOD		CRAP

or

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


GOOD		CRAP

or

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he was outstanding in his field.


GOOD		CRAP

or