What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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A seal walks into a club...
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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