What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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