What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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