What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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