What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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