What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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