What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

Canvas not available.

or


What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
Canvas not available.

or


How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Canvas not available.

or


How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
Canvas not available.

or


What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026