What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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