What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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