What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!


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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.


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Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".


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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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A cr-oak tree.


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He felt funny.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Because he never pays his debts.


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Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.


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