What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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