What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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