What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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