What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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