What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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