What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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