What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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