What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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