What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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