What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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