What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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