What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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