What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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