What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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