What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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