What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!


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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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To practice.


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Address.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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The Elfabet.


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``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''


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A sandwich!


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