What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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