What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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