What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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