What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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