What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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