What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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