What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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