What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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