What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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