What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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