What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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