What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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