What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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