What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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