What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
Canvas not available.

or


I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
Canvas not available.

or


If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
Canvas not available.

or


What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025