What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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