What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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