What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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