What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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