What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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