What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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