What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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