What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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