What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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