What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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