What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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