What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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