What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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