What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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