What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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