What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
Canvas not available.

or


There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
Canvas not available.

or


How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
Canvas not available.

or


What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
Canvas not available.

or


Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
Canvas not available.

or


What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
Canvas not available.

or


Where are sharks from?

Finland.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025