What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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