What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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