What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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