What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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