What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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