What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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