What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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