What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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