What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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