What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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