What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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