What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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