What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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