What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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