What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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