What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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