What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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