What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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