What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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