What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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