What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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