What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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