What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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