What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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