What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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