What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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