What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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