What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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