What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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