What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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