What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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