What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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