What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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