What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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