What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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