What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
Canvas not available.

or


How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
Canvas not available.

or


What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026