What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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