What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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