What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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