What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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