What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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