What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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