What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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