What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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