What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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