What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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