What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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