What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
Canvas not available.

or


How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
Canvas not available.

or


How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
Canvas not available.

or


I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
Canvas not available.

or


What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
Canvas not available.

or


There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026