What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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