What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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