What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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