What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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