What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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