What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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