What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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