What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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