What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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