What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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