What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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