What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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