What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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