What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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