What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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