What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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