What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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