What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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