What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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