What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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