What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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