What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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