What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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