What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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