What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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