What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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