What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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