What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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