What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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