What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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