What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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