What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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