What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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