What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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