What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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