What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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