What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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