What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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