What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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