What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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