What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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