What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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