What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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