What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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