What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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