What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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