What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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