What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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