What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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