What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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