What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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