What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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