What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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