What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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