What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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