What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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