What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

Canvas not available.

or


What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
Canvas not available.

or


What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

Canvas not available.

or


What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

Canvas not available.

or


How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
Canvas not available.

or


Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026