What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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