What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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