What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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