What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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