What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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