What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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