What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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