What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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