What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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