What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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