What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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