What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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