What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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