What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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