What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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