What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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