What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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