What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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