What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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