What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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