What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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