What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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