What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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