What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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