What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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