What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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