What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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