What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.

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