What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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