What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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