What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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