What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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