What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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