What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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