What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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