What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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