What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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