What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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