What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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