What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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