What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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