What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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