What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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