What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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