What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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