What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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