What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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