What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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