What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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