What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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