What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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