What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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