What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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