What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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