What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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