What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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