What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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