What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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