What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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