What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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