What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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