What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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