What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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