What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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