What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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