What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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