What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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