What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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