What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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