What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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