What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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