What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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