What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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