What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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