What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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