What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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