What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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