What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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