What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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