What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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