What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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