What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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