What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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