What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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