What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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