What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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