What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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