What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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