What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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