What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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