What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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