What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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