What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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