What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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