What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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