What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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