What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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