What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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