What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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