What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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