What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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