What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
Canvas not available.

or


I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
Canvas not available.

or


How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
Canvas not available.

or


How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
Canvas not available.

or


Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

Canvas not available.

or


How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026