What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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