What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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