What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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