What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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