What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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