What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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