What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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