What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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