What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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