What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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