What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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