What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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