What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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