What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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