What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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