What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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