What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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