Fun-ny!
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Because it goes good with chips.
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6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Two-lips!
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The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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To get his filling!
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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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