What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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