What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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