What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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