What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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