What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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