What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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