What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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