What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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