What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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