What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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