What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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