What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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