What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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