What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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