What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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