What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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