What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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