What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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