What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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