What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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