What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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