What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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