What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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