What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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