What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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