What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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