What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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