What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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