What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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