What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.

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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!

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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .

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