What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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