What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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