What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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