What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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