What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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