What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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