What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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