What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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