What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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