What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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