What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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