What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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