What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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