What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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