What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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