What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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