What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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