What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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