What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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