What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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