What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.

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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.

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