What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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