What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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