What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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