What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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