What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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