What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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