What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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