What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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