What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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