What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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