What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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