What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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