What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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