What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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