What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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