What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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