What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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