What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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