What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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