What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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