What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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