What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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