What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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