What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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