What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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