What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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