What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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