What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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