What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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