What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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