What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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