What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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