What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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