What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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