What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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