What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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