What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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