What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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