What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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