What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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