What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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