What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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