What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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