What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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