What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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