What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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