What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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