What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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