What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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