What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g

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