What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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