What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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