What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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