What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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