What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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