What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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