What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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