What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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