What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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