What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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