What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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