What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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