What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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