What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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