What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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