What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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