What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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