What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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