What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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