What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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