What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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