What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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