What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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