What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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