What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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