What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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