What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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