What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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