What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.


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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.


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Take the words out of his mouth


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They're cheaper than day rates.


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It had too many problems.


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She wanted to reach the high notes!


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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Snowflakes.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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