What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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