What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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