What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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