What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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