What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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