What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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