What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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