What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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