What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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