What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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