What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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