What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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