What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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