What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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