What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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