What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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