What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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