What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.


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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.


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Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


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They are both rolling in the dough!


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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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She was the fairest in the land.


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With flood lighting.


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None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


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Root beer.


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Camelflauge


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