What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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