What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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