What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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