What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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