What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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