What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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