What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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