What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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