What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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