What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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