What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
Canvas not available.

or


How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
Canvas not available.

or


What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
Canvas not available.

or


What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
Canvas not available.

or


If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
Canvas not available.

or


What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

Canvas not available.

or


When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
Canvas not available.

or


I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026