What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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