What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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