What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.


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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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You can't tuna fish.


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Sir.


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Fryday


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A Dogwood


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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