What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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