What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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