What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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