What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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