What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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