What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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