What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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