What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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