What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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