What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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