What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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