What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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