What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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