What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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