What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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