What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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