What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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