What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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