What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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