What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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