What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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