What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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