What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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