What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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