What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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