What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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