What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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