What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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