What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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