What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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