What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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