What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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