What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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