What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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