What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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