What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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