What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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