What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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