What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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