What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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