What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

They can hit the high C's!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A phew.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they are black and white.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Never lick the spoon!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Beef jerky


GOOD		CRAP

or