What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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