What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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