What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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