What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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