What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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