What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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