What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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