What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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