What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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