What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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