What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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