What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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