What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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