What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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