What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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