What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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