What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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