What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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