What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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