What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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