What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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