What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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