What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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