What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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