What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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