What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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