What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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