What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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