What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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