What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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