What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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