What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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