What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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