What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them

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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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