What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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