What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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