What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.

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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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