What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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