What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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