What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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