What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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