What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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