What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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