What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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