What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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