What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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