What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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