What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year

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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.

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