What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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