What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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