What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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