What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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