What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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