What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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