What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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