What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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