What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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