What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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