What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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