What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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