What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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