What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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