What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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