What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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