What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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