What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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