What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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