What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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