What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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