What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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