What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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