What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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