What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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