What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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