What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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