What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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