What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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