What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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