What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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