What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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