What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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