What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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