What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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Soviets


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A ferrous wheel.


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2 Na


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Because of the bark


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I�m just doing it for kicks.


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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The sound of Mew-sic


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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