What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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coz Donald ducked


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.


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If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!


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The fear of Santa Claus.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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Mice krispies


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