What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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