What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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