What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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