What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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