What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.


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A dino-sewer.


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An astronut.


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"A complex world demands complex hair."


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The League of Extraordinary Con Men.


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Because his feet stink


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I�m just doing it for kicks.


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By subsisting on titrations.


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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