What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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