What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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