What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts


GOOD		CRAP

or

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A blushing zebra.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he is so cool!


GOOD		CRAP

or

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With the Florida Keys.


GOOD		CRAP

or

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He wanted to go to high school!


GOOD		CRAP

or

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


GOOD		CRAP

or