What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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She ran away from the ball.


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Snow White Supremacist.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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What's a light bulb?


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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It saw the ginger snap.


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