What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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