What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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