What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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