What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
Canvas not available.

or



Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
Canvas not available.

or


A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
Canvas not available.

or


How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025