What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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