What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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