What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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