What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.

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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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