What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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