What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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