What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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