What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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