What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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