What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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