What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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