What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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