What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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