What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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