What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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