What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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