What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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