What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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