What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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