What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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