What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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