What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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