What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
Canvas not available.

or


How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
Canvas not available.

or


What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
Canvas not available.

or


What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
Canvas not available.

or


There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
Canvas not available.

or


Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025