What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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