What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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