What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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