What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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