What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.


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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


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None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.


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Answer: The back of his head.


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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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What's a light bulb?


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A porcupine with split ends


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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


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