What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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