What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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