What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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