What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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