What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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