What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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