What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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