What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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