What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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