What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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