What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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