What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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