What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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