What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.


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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.


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They both look good hanging from a tree.


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A dead centipede.


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A cartoon.


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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


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They can hit the high C's!


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Because he is so cool!


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Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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