What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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