What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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