What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.


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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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A porcupine with split ends


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None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


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Breaking up is hard to do.


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Just one more, guys, I promise.


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A rubber band.


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Someone stepped on its mouse.


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