What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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