What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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