What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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