What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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