What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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