What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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