What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.


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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.


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but enough about Kanye West.


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As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


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No one can eat just one potato ship.


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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R & Brie.


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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The mooseum.


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