What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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