What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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