What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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