What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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