What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.


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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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Sir.


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Tell it a yolk.


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He presses the paws button.


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He said NaBrO


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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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A swordfish


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I find you very attractive.


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