What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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