What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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