What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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