What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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