What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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