What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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