What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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