What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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