What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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