What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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