What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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