What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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