What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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