What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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