What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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