What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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