What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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