What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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