What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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