What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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