What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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