What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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