What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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