What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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