What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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