What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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