What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
Canvas not available.

or


Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
Canvas not available.

or


What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
Canvas not available.

or


Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
Canvas not available.

or


How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
Canvas not available.

or


How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
Canvas not available.

or


What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026