What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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