What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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