What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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