What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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