What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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