What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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