What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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