What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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