What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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