What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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