What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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