What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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