What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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