What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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