What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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