What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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