What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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