What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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