What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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