What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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