What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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