What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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