What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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