What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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