What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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