What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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