What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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