What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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