What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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