What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
Canvas not available.

or


How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
Canvas not available.

or


How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
Canvas not available.

or


How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
Canvas not available.

or


Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026