What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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