What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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