What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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