What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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