What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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