What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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