What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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