What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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