What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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