What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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