What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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