What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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