What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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