What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board

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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.

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