What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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