What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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