What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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