What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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