What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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