What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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