What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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