What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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