What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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