What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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