What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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