What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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