What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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