What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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