What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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