What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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