What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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