What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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