What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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