What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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