What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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