What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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