What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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