What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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