What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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