What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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