What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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