What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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