What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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