What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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