What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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