What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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