What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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