What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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