What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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