What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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