What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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