What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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