What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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