What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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