What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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