What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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