What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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