What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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