What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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