What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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