What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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