What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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