What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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