What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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