What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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