What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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