What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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