What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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