What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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