Three skunks fighting over a pickle
First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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