What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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