What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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