What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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