What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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