What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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