What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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