What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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