What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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