What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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