What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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