What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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