What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?

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