What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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