What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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