What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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