What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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