What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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