What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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