What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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