What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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