What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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