What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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