What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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