What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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