What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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