What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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