What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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