What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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