What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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