What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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