What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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