What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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