Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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