Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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