Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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