Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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