Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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