Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.

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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends

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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.

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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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