Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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