Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut

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