Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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