Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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