Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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