Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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