Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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