Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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