Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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