Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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