Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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