Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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