What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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