What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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