What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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