What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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