What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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