What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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