What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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