What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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