What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
Canvas not available.

or


How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
Canvas not available.

or


What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025