What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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