What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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