What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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