What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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