What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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