What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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