What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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