What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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