What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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