What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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