What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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