What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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