What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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