What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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