What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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