What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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