What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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