What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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