What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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