What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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