What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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