What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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