What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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