What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
Canvas not available.

or


How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
Canvas not available.

or


What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
Canvas not available.

or


I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
Canvas not available.

or


What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
Canvas not available.

or


I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026