What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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