What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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