What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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