What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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