What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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