What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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