What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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