What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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