What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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