What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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