What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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