What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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