What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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