What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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