What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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