What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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