What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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