What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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