What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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