What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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