What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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