What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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