What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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