What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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