What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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