What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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