What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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