What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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