What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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