What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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