What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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