What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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