What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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