What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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