What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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